Thursday, November 6, 2014
Funniest Amazon Review - Man Gets Thermostat Revenge On Ex-Wife After Bitter Divorce
A man who calls himself 'The General' on Amazon has left what has got to be the funniest review ever on the online marketplace.
In discussing the merits and demerits of a Wi-Fi Thermostat, the man narrates how he got his revenge on his ex wife using the remote controlled device he had earlier installed in the home they once shared. Check out his revenge MO below...
Friday, September 26, 2014
Daily Show Called Zayn Malik A Terrorist? One Direction Fans Say #TheDailyShowGoneTooFar
One Direction fans are not happy about a Daily Show joke, and are tweeting about it with the hashtag “#TheDailyShowGoneTooFar”. The Daily Show had listed a member of One Direction as being a terrorist.
A correspondent, Jessica Williams, said during a comedy sketch about the US air strikes on ISIS, that a new super-group of terrorists had just formed and was made up one member each from al-Qaeda, Hamas, ISIS, the Zetas drug cartel, and One Direction.
The show didn’t mention Zayn Malik, but fans of One Direction think he must be the one they're referring to since he's the only Muslim in the boy band group.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Jason Biggs Apologizes For his Tasteless Malaysia Airlines Joke on Twitter
Jason Biggs no excuse for his cruel and unnecessary joke about the crashed Malaysia Airlines MH17 that killed all 295 people on board, even if his claim to fame was as the crude comedy actor in American Pie.
The 36-year-old who is now featuring in Orange Is the New Black tweeted.
"Anyone wanna buy my Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles?"
After a barrage of criticism from his followers, he finally deleted his earlier tweets and apologized;
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Your Man Proposes Like the Guy In This Picture, Will You Say Yes? And Other Stories
It's such a large bunch of flowers, and he's on both knees too. I think she's about to say yes :) See more interesting pictures below...
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Holy Ghost Fire Burn The Calories! Nigerian Woman Prays Over Her Food
You just have to listen to this woman's prayer as she blasts all the cholesterol and calories in her mountain of oatmeal and vegetable soup. It must be a joke, I can't believe anyone prays like this, or do they? LOL...
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Relationship Game - Who Would You?
We have here some of the guys who were featured in the February man candy, men who look good and work hard. These three are in the movie industry - Kalu Ikeagwu, Chris Attoh and Gbenro Ajibade. So this is a meme with questions. Let's have fun. Of these three men,
Monday, May 6, 2013
Guess What The Hairy Snail is?
I have received dozens of messages on Facebook, Twitter and Email about my posts on oral sex, from calling my Nigerianness, faith or respectability in question, to giving or asking me more details on how to give good head, but I did not find any of them as funny as this twitpic someone RT to me on Twitter.
Indeed, it seems Nigerians, and even traditional types speaking in their local language, do know what oral sex is, even if they use a different vocabulary for it. The picture above is a screen grab from a Yoruba movie with subtitles. Let's overlook for a moment the way the actors are dressed, the whole hairy snail business, idk, but it got me choking on my drink, in a fun way sha, lol...
Who has heard that before, it was my first time :)
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Will You Enroll Your Children in This School?
Inroll Your, Child. Horry Up Now |
Friday, March 15, 2013
This is the Remix - NSCDC #MyOgaAtTheTop on Channels TV
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OK, you've probably all seen the NSCDC Commandant's interview on Channels TV, and the fallout, but after the seriousness of the past few posts, I want us to laugh a little. Not at the man - I actually pity him that his fumble went viral cos none of us is above mistakes - but at the remix, which I think is very funny.
This is the first Nigerian remix of this type I'm seeing. In the US, it's almost like a meme from each newscast, the most viral being Ain't nobody gat time for that or Hide your Kids, hide your wives. Watch and laugh :)
TGIF, have a great weekend everyone, mwah!
Monday, November 19, 2012
Kinds of Nigerian Husbands and Wives
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ethnic husbands and wives
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jokes
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marriage
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nigerian love
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nigerian marriage
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relationship
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Relationship Articles
I'll put the disclaimer first before some ask for my head. This is a comedic chain-mail. Dirty Dishes who first posted it said, "The article is about the stereotypical perception of the Nigerian husband and wife... This is in no way to insult any tribe so please do not get offended. It is also not meant to annoy anyone, hurt anyone or make any tribe look superior or inferior." I saw it on Deronk's and though I'm really not one for stereotype jokes, this got me laughing. Enjoy...
Kinds of Nigerian Husbands
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He is very loyal, He maintains monogamy, Could be very yielding/gullible, Gives you access to all his assets, Follows your advice and directions to the letter, Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness, Takes care of your kids
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